Curse

Energizer Deth Buni · Aug 17, 2006, 11:46 AM // 11:46

Raising guildies with Venegance on FOW runs.... then threatening monk strike when they said anything, even more amusing on TS...

Big_Iron · Aug 17, 2006, 11:49 AM // 11:49

In Pre:

Someone was spamming where to find dye. I was feeling kind "pranky," so I went with it. I told them that Gwen had a secret stash of dye of all sorts. I said you had to lure Gwen into your confidence but getting her to follow you around and giving her flowers. After a while, Gwen would take you to her secret stash where you'd have your pick of colors to choose from.

Energizer Deth Buni · Aug 17, 2006, 11:51 AM // 11:51

Asking noob W/Mo if they brought "Mind Heal"... then calling them a noob when they said they never heard of it.... sometimes theyd get mad and say they had it but dont like to use it.

Offering people 10k in Droks if they can take me to the Mesmer boss that you could cap "Delusionary Thoughts" from.

cloudbunny · Aug 17, 2006, 11:51 AM // 11:51

Standing in the Mo/W bot crowd at Elona's shouting: Please, please let me go! I'm not a minotaur horn!

Always cheers someone up.

I have not done it yet, but this is on my plan:
You get one of those silent undercover 55hp monks joining your UW-party when you are looking for healer monks. It would be very funny to put Vital Blessing on that "healer" when he suddenly starts to solo Aatraxes.

regards,
Cloudbunny

Energizer Deth Buni · Aug 17, 2006, 11:56 AM // 11:56

Telling the Mo/W river running out the door of Droks.... "You dont have to do this Angelina Joliee will adopt you!!"

arcanemacabre · Aug 17, 2006, 12:46 PM // 12:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by WoodyDotNet

After a while, Gwen would take you to her secret stash where you'd have your pick of colors to choose from.

Umm... that's actually true. You know that Devourer cave on the other side of the river? That's her stash. It just takes a LOOOONG time and LOTS of flowers, but yeah. I've gotten 3 Black Dyes, 10 Silver, and at least 50-60 of the other colors from her 'stash'. I'm surprised people don't know about this and think it's a joke!

Don't believe me? Check it out: http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Gwen's Stash

lyra_song · Aug 17, 2006, 01:16 PM // 13:16

i created the persona of lyra

although shes less of a prank and more of a social experiment + way to keep my privacy

but T_T now shes taken over me!

AquilaI · Aug 17, 2006, 01:16 PM // 13:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcanemacabre

Don't believe me? Check it out: http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Gwen's Stash

OMG, the admin must deleted the article. It helped me find the stash the first time.

Anyway. One of the most fun pranks I played was fantastic for getting groups annoyed

1)find a party looking for 2 monks
2)join it with uni mate's monk character (sitting across the hall from my room)
3)as soon as the mission starts, simultanously say to each other 'I'm smiting, did you bring rez?' or something to that effect.
4)observe the annoyed reaction from the rest of the party

Silent Kitty · Aug 17, 2006, 01:36 PM // 13:36

I am afraid that I was the only one laughing, but I once was dancing in Glint's chamber when all my party members were dead. They blamed their deads on me, so I pretended to have done that for the sole purpose to dance on their dead bodies. I also told them that they couldn't rage quit because that would bring them back to Dragon's Lair.
I have been called all sorts of names for not being able to outheal Glint's damage, so I thought they had it coming.
We had a mesmer and an Archer who never interrupted any of Glints defences and attacks, still I was the noob

Cyan The Archer · Aug 17, 2006, 02:32 PM // 14:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by pflap

My favorite thing to do is just dance around in my underwear in front of some serious looking player. It's good for a laugh, especially if they get offended by it, it really is just harmless fun.

I did that with my Male Elementalist. The warrior said he reported me for sexual harassment

I think it was a member from either guru or gwonline.

Kook~NBK~ · Aug 17, 2006, 02:32 PM // 14:32

In Droknar's Forge:

begger1: give me money please
randomguy: Go earn it, n00b
begger2: Can anyone help me get my armor, I only need 1,000g!
ME: FREE MONEY!!! SEE IPILLU WHUPWUP IN WHITMAN'S FOLLY!!!!
{5 or 6 people} really? where is he?!
{1 or 2 other people} Where are you? I'll take some!
ME: I'm not Ipillui Whupwup, he's in Whitman's Folly.

zerva · Aug 17, 2006, 03:36 PM // 15:36

Well down in Tombs when everyone was farming it hardcore. Get into a group of all experienced players ya right. People running everywhere pretending to just be looking for this or that. So how I dont know we actually made it to the bottom lvl and a lot of them had a hi dp by that point. They were all complaining wanting ccs for free. So I told them I would equip my special DP removal bow. So I put up a scroll and the dp was going away real fast. 4 of them were offering me all sort of money for my special bow . I bet I could of sold anything at that point.

eternal pho · Aug 17, 2006, 03:43 PM // 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charqus

I said WTS black dye 1 plat
My status was do not disturb and i had a big line following me around kanineng trying to open trade chat :/

No, it's best to go to Ascalon Dis.1 and say " Selling a vial of black dye for 500 gold coins." ^^
It makes you seem more noob lol.

Dawgboy · Aug 17, 2006, 04:05 PM // 16:05

When there's a "W T S" spammer in some out of the way town sometimes I whisper them "just came from ascalon D2 and someone was looking for that." I've had people actually whisper me "TY" and leave.

I've also done that "alt+f4 to accept gold" on beggars ,too. One time one said, "LOL, I'm not a noob." I said, "Good, then you must know that monsters drop gold. Go ask them."

Jeremy Untouchable · Aug 17, 2006, 04:44 PM // 16:44

When the alliance battles first cranked up. Me "hey all you kursicks, hit alt+f4 for a temp armor buff.".............so and so has left the game, had 3 leave at once one time. And my fav, 2 of my rl freinds play GW and there little 12 y/o bro was playing to, he dies, they rez him with Unyealding Aura, wait till all the monsters are gone, then BAM dead, he never saw what hit him, they kept doing it, told him his toon was glitched

Dwiggit · Aug 17, 2006, 04:55 PM // 16:55

My funniest prank was way back at Halloween special event.

Typed in local chat in Lion's Arch:
"Cool! Just type /boo to get your pumpkin crown!"

A lot of scaring ensues.... quite funny!

I was ROFL!

Dwig

Jetdoc · Aug 17, 2006, 05:57 PM // 17:57

A couple...

1. Go into Temple of Ages, Tomb of Primevil Kings, The Deep or Urgoz's Warren and say: "W/Mo LFG - I'm an expert healer!" or "55 HP W/Mo LFG"

You'll get about 1,000 messages in less than 2 seconds calling you an idiot.

2. During the Dragon Festival, on the last day that they were handing out Dragon Masks, there were 100 people in Shing Jea District 1 panicking to get rid of their Jade Wind Orbs, spamming "WTS 250 Jade Wind Orbs for 1K." I posted in all chat "WTB All Your Jade Wind Orbs for 500g each!!!" (which was the common price prior to the start of the Festival).

It caused mass pandemonium, and I had around 100 trade window requests within 10 seconds. It was like the final stockmarket scene from the movie "Trading Places". Too funny.

Fay Vert · Aug 17, 2006, 06:22 PM // 18:22

Whenever there is a lot of "All" chat trade spam in LA it reply to them all saying I will buy it. Up to you how much you want to string them along by haggling but you will always get lots of messages, lots of trade requests, lots of party invites and as a bonus, you totally shut down the trade spam in LA for as long as you feel like.

If only more people did this then we could reclaim the All chat back again. Try it today

Eviance · Aug 17, 2006, 06:53 PM // 18:53

Helped a guildie convince another guildie that the lynx evolved like pokemon >_>

He asked what the highest level was and we told him Lynxubermon >_>

I think he was a little ticked at us when he found out we had been messing with his head for the past 20mins <_< But he was a good sport about it and told us to go to he11

Roupe · Aug 17, 2006, 08:31 PM // 20:31

I have occasionally dropped a Grenth present in teams, Its hillarious to see someone clueless pick it up and use it ^^

I have also in teamchat typed "I'm wielding The Godslayer of Hitpoints", also hilarious to see people run up and have a look at what im wielding. ^^